If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
The ocean made me salty.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
Whale, hello there.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What is the best way for fungi to grow? You must give it as mushroom as possible!
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.