Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
What did one hat say to the other on the hiking trip?
I'll wait here, you go on ahead.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Q: How do clouds keep in touch with each other?
A: Using sky-pe.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
I was hiking yesterday, when I suddenly ran in to a cougar....
Almost made me puma pants!