What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Feeling fintastic.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
I installed a sky light in my apartment.
The people upstairs were not happy at all.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.