What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Whale, hello there.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!