It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
I was struggling to find out how lightning works. And then it struck me.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
Q: Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang?
A: Atmospheric pressure.
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
Q: How do clouds keep in touch with each other?
A: Using sky-pe.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.