What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
A young boy and his dad laid on the grass, looking at the sky. The boy asked, "Dad, will you teach me about the sky?"
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
I was struggling to find out how lightning works. And then it struck me.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a see saw!
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
Water you doing?
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, oceans don't talk they just wave!
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.