The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
My parents always told me I can be anything I wanted, the sky's the limit
This made me sad because I wanted to be an astronaut.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
How do you cut the sea in half? With a see saw!
Sea you at the beach.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
I couldn't figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
It really stops waning
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.