Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”