You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Q: Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud?
A: Because he was the raining champion.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
Green vegetables absolutely love going on camps as a group. Their favorite is the Brussels Scouts.
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
Did you hear about the cloud who became king? He rained for years.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.