I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
Where does the sun hide at night? Just keep looking for it, it'll dawn on you soon!
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What did one hat say to the other on the hiking trip?
I'll wait here, you go on ahead.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
Girls just wanna have sun.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
Q: Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud?
A: Because he was the raining champion.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Water you doing?
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What is the color of the wind? Blew!
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
It was overcast.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean!
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.