When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Went camping last night. It was in-tents.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.