While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean!
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
What's faster - lightning, light, or diarrhea?
Diarrhea. Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.
Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
I don't like clouds. They're always throwing shade.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.