The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
Want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I'll dig something up!
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Avoid pier pressure.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
I had the best ice pun to tell you…
Problem is, it slipped my mind.
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
Water you doing?
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
Tis the sea-sun.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
I can sea clearly now.