Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!