What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
The cloud hailed from the sky kingdom.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.