How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
The ocean made me salty.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
Beach you to it.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
I was struggling to find out how lightning works. And then it struck me.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Tis the sea-sun.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.