What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
As the storm was brewing, the madman raised his hands and cried, "Hail Storms! Long may they rain!"
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I'll dig something up!
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.