Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
“Sorry! Affogato!”
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
It was cold hard cash.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.