Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Salty but sweet.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Pennies and quarters rain from the sky
"Wow!" I say. "It's climate change!"
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.