What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Q: Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud?
A: Because he was the raining champion.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea? "Kelp! Kelp!"
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What did you call an awesome geologist? A rockstar!
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Fowl weather.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, oceans don't talk they just wave!
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.