What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Seas the day.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
What did one hat say to the other on the hiking trip?
I'll wait here, you go on ahead.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.