Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
What did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
That's just grate.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
Beach, please.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.