What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.