How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Sea you at the beach.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
Shore
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Q: Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang?
A: Atmospheric pressure.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
Q: How do clouds keep in touch with each other?
A: Using sky-pe.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.