What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
Want to go for a spin?
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
Whale, hello there.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What nature phenomenon is the funniest? A cyclown!
What did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
That's just grate.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.