There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Whale, hello there.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
Did you hear about the cloud who became king? He rained for years.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
Why don't people ever talk about the fear of roses? Because it's a thorny issue!
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Tropic like it's hot.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
Shell yeah.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
They dig it.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.