How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
How do two rival forests get along? They sign a peace tree-ty!
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Did you hear about the cloud who became king? He rained for years.
I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
Tropic like it's hot.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.