Don't get tide down.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
Beach you to it.
Q: Why was the cloud not allowed to cross the border?
A: Because it was a for-rainer
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I'll dig something up!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Whale, hello there.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Q: Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
A: It was feeling mis-thunder-stood.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.