What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
Meatier showers.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I'll dig something up!
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!