What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
Pennies and quarters rain from the sky
"Wow!" I say. "It's climate change!"
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Went camping last night. It was in-tents.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
Why don't people ever talk about the fear of roses? Because it's a thorny issue!