What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
Feeling fintastic.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.