I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I'll dig something up!
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What did the cow that was struck by lightning say?
I'm udderly shocked.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Q: Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
A: It was feeling mis-thunder-stood.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
Seas the day.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.