Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What is an ogre's favorite snack?
Y-ogre-t.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What do zombie actors do before they perform?
They re-hearse.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
It's true what they say about scaring vampires with a torch.
You can see it in their fright of light response.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
Why was Van Helsing so dedicated to killing Count Dracula?
Because he staked his whole reputation on it!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
Come witch me to the party.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.