Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!