What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!