How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!