What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!