How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!