What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!