What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.