Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.