What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!