What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!