What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!