What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!