What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.