Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!