What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?