How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?