What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!