What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!