What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!