What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.