A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!