The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.