A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.