What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.