How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts