What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.