What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.