When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.