What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.