What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.