Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.