What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.