How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.