Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.