When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.