What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.