Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.