What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.