The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.