When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!