Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!