Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.