What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.