What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.