Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!