How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.