What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.