What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.