Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.