What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.