What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.