When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.