What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.