What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.