Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.