Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.