We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.