Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.