What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.