What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.