Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!