How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.