Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.