Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.