People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.