What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.