Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.