Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.