What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.