Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.