Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Do you like free samples?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Funny meat-ing you here.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.