"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
It's always a first class trip with me.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.