My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You had me at taco.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I really caribou-t you.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?