Rejection Pick Up Lines

Learn the funniest rejection pick up lines to give the most hilarious answers to cheesy lines.

Rejection Pick Up Lines

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!