Rejection Pick Up Lines

Learn the funniest rejection pick up lines to give the most hilarious answers to cheesy lines.

Rejection Pick Up Lines

Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.