Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

How to pick someone up with a knock knock joke...

Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honeydew.
Honeydew who?

Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

When where.

When where who?

Tonight, my place, me and you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time to give you a kiss.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Tex.

Tex who?

Tex two to tango.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Butch.

Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don't you?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima horny, let's screw.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Mirra.

Mirra who?

Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later at my place.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ike.

Ike who?

Ike can rock your world, baby.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Jamaican.

Jamaican who?

Jamaican me horny.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Knock knock!

Who's there?
Al.

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.