Australian Pick Up Lines

These Australian pic up lines are guaranteed to make him/her laugh.

Australian Pick Up Lines

Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Let's boomerbang!
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
How about a kanga-root?
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.